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will_rogers_in_washdc1) Never miss a good chance to shut up.

2) If you find yourself in a hole,
stop digging.

3) The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

4) There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to touch an electric fence.

5) Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

6) If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it’s still there.

7) Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

8) There are two theories to arguing with women….neither work.

9) Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco

10) Never kick a cow chip on a hot day

11) Always drink…

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